OBSERVED SYMPTOM
President Donald Trump says his proposed 250-foot triumphal arch will also serve as a “top grade Military Complex,” housing large numbers of drones, snipers on the roof and plaza, and quantities of sniper ammunition.
And there it is—the most beautiful arch in the world. A tremendous arch. It has snipers, it has drones, and many other wonderful touches. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Very beautiful. Very secure.
WCI DIAGNOSIS
A triumphal arch traditionally celebrates a victory already won. This one will function as an enormous checkpoint—not a celebration of victory, but an architectural expression of the fear of defeat.
CONDITION: Regressing.
RECOMMENDED TREATMENT: Keep crayons and defense budgets in separate rooms.
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