OBSERVED SYMPTOM
President Donald Trump says his proposed 250-foot triumphal arch will also serve as a “top grade Military Complex,” housing large numbers of drones, snipers on the roof and plaza, and quantities of sniper ammunition.
And there it is—the most beautiful arch in the world. A tremendous arch. It has snipers, it has drones, and many other wonderful touches. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Very beautiful. Very secure.
WCI DIAGNOSIS
A triumphal arch traditionally celebrates a victory already won. This one will function as an enormous checkpoint—not a celebration of victory, but an architectural expression of the fear of defeat.
CONDITION
Regressing.
RECOMMENDED TREATMENT
Keep crayons and defense budgets in separate rooms.
THE WORLD CONDITION INSTITUTE
Monitoring the condition of the world.
